Disturb Your Senses: The Creepiest Knock-Knock Jokes Out There

Knock, knock. These four simple words can either make you groan with boredom or gasp in anticipation of something truly unsettling. When it comes to knock-knour jokes, some topics are off-limits - but for those who dare to venture into the realm of the macabre, here are some disturbing examples sure to leave you shuddering.

1. Knock on wood:

Knock on your own coffin lid if you're ready for this one:

Why did the serial killer bring a ladder to his first date?

Because he wanted to take things to a higher level... before dispatching his victim in a blood-curdling scream!

2. The knock, knock joke that keeps on killing...

A man walks into an asylum and asks the receptionist: 'I'm here for my appointment with Dr. Death.'

'Which one?' she replies matter-of-factly.

'That's the thing,' he says glumly. 'There are five of them.'

3. Knocking at your door... literally

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

It's not who you think it is...

4. The joke that'll leave you dead (literally)

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the party with his date? Because he'd rather be a grave-attender than have two decomposing corpses dance together all night long.

So, are these knock-knock jokes worth your sanity? Only time will tell... or not.

Disturbing knock knock jokes